#FUNNY BIFF JESUS FULL#

You input your destination time on this keypad. This readout tells you where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. I'll show you how it works.įirst, you turn the time circuits on. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time. That's why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine. As far as he's concerned, the trip was instantaneous. He's fine! And he's completely unaware that anything happened. She's just trying to keep you respectable. I mean, look, I think the woman was born a nun. Look, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going out with you, and I'd get the standard lecture about how she never did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. My mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys. Lie out underneath the stars.ĭoes your mom know? About tomorrow night? Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake? Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. At least he's letting you borrow the car tomorrow night.Ĭheck out that 4x4. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man.Ĭome on. You've got no future'? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. What if I send in the tape in and they don't like it? What if they say I'm no good? What if they say, 'Get out of here kid. 'If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.'Īll right, okay, Jennifer. You've gotta send it in to the record company. You're really good, and this audition tape of yours is great. Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music.īut you're good, Marty. Marty, one rejection isn't the end of the world. I'm never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.īecause you. We must prepare to reload.ĭo you mind if we.

#FUNNY BIFF JESUS FULL#

They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and, in turn, gave them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts. No, no, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.ĭoc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy plutonium! Did you rip that off? Plutonium.Īre you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR? It requires something with a little more kick.

Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline? Suddenly, the future's looking a *whole* lot better. I though for sure we'd all be wearing disposable paper garments by 1985. So, these are my personal belongings, huh?Ī hair dryer? Don't they have towels in the future? I like the sound of that.ĭoc, do you have a 75-ohm matching transformer? I *will* be mayor! I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town. Mayor! Now *that's* a good idea! I could run for mayor. I'm going to night school, and one day, I'm gonna be somebody! No, sir! I'm gonna make something of myself. You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Don't you know, if you let people walk over you now, they'll be walking over you for the rest of your life. Say! Why do you let those boys push you around like that for? Whatever you've got to tell me, I'll find out through the natural course of time. Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically! No! Marty! We've already agreed that having information about the future can be extremely dangerous. It's gonna be really hard waiting 30 years before I can talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few days. That I'm gonna have a chance to travel through time! Just knowing that I'm going to be around to see 1985. You've really made a difference in my life.

You know, Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future? Mostly clear, with some scattered clouds.

Hill Valley area weather this Saturday night. Which is what makes time travel possible. And that's when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor, You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink.

The-the-the bruise on your head, I know how that happened. I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?Īnd Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury.

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